MID-DAY QUICKIE:

Here's to O.P. outperforming the G.O.P. today. (I speak, of course, of Oliver Perez).

And we've given some thought to the best tandem analogue for Obama-Lieberman (The leading contenders were Ashton-Demi and Luke-Han.). So the question naturally arises: What's the most appropriate duo for McCain-Palin. Here are a few that spring to mind, but please pile-on!

a) Hugh Hefner-Barbie Benton
b) Noah Cross-Evelym Mulwray (aka John Huston and Faye Dunaway in Chinatown)
c) J. Howard Marshall-Anna Nicole Smith (Aka that decrepit billiionaire and that future plus size model and tragi-comedy in the making..)
d) Jack Nichlson-Lara Flynn Boyle
e) Gypsy Rose Lee and the Agent guy her mother gets to help on her path to stardom.
f) Charlie and one of his brunette Angels.
g) Hades and Persephone
h) Warren Beatty and Madonna
i) Pretty much any old guy at the Four Seasons bar and the woman he is with.
j) Eliot Spitzer-Ashley Dupre
k) Woody Allen-Scarlett Johanson
l) The Beauty and The Beast

C'mon. I know there are some good ones out there!