BREAKING NEWS: (A RANDOM ACTS OF COMMENTARY EXCLUSIVE).
Government officials confirm that the country is considering renaming itself the U.S.A.I.G.
They also confirmed that they briefly considered bailing out the Mets, but realized that Paulson is a bit over the hill as a ball player and while Cheney can still hit lefties, he's better on the warpath than on the basepath. Besides, a baseball dugout hardly qualifies as an undisclosed location.
posted by teddyvegas at 6:22 AM
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Lightning Bolt of the day:
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19926734.600-how-much-faster-could-usain-bolt-have-gone.html
9.55!
7:45 AM
Yeah. Read an article that projected his time at 9.55 and that speculated that he decided not to obliterate the record in hopes of waiting till he could receive a huge special incentive pay day for doing so. I suspect that the 21 year old blur wasn't being that tactically savvy or cynical and was just caught up in the elation of the moment. The upside of his malingering (warp speed malingering...that's a funny idea). is that we'll get to see him break the record again soon. And get to see him make the signature gesture that I've shamelessly appropriated and used often during meetings at work.
8:08 AM
check out mccain's free-fall on intrade, yo.
3:22 PM
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