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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

A MIDWEEK SUPER SHORTY TO HELP ALLAY THE PAIN OF HAVING TO MISS WEDNESDAY NIGHT HOOPS



CELEBRITY RESEMBLANCE TRIANGULATION OF THE DAY:

Subject: Jack Johnson.

And the vertices of this similitude scalene are:

OJ Simpson
Jeremy Piven
Val Kilmer (the eyes!!).

CULTURAL OBSERVATION OF THE DAY:

The two words that bespeak, yet again, the end of civilization: Zombie Strippers. Yes, Zombie Strippers starring Jenna Jamison in her attempt at going legit.

CONFESSION OF THE DAY:

Sort of looking forward to seeing it.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jack Johnson has some of Jay Leno's chin.

1:58 PM

 

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